Birthday Presents

Midget Blowjob Erotica

When this happened, Elena had been living with me for six months. The relationship was one of a teacher with a brilliant student–she wanted to learn everything about my business, about herself, and about sex. She started to travel with me to the different conventions, and soon she was designing lingerie so sexy that it […]

The Interview

As you know from my recent stories, I work as a sex toy designer. Since my niece Elena moved out to Los Angeles to study in college three months ago, my life had gone back to “normal” in almost everything. I went back to work at a frantic pace, getting some attention from trade magazines […]

Subliminal Messages

As you know, I design sex toys for both men and women. In designing any kind of product, you need to do some research and while working on the design of a toy, I found some interesting stuff about subliminal messages in marketing. Advertisements had always used some sort of subliminal messaging to connect you […]

My “Niece” Elena

Saturday, 6 in the morning, and some idiot was knocking at my door as if the world was on fire. I tried to ignore it – after all, I had just slept three hours – but the knocking kept going, so I had to wake up and dress to answer the door. Fucking Jehovah Witnesses! […]

My Neighbors

  When you are single and have a non traditional job, people get ideas about you. I am a 40 years old single guy that design sex toys. I spend most of the time out of my house in New York, but when I am there, I usually had attractive young women coming in and […]

The Cancun Thief

  Cancun is known for three things: beaches, party, and Maya ruins. If you go during spring-break season, you will party so hard, you will need another vacation to recover. Unfortunately for me, I was in Cancun on a two-weeks work assignment during the off-season. The first week, I had to go to a week-long […]

The Warrior Princess (A MMA Story)

I got my mid-life crisis and decided to get in shape. Since I had always been a fan of martial arts, I went to a MMA training gym a few blocks away from where I live to get some training. The gym was organized into groups of 10, and I was assigned to one that […]

Fun At The Movies

Alexa had been following the same routine for the past three months. Every Friday night, she would go on a dinner-movie night with a friend, then go back home to surf the Web and tuck herself in bed by no later than 1 am of the morning. Is not that Alexa was a boring old […]

The Unpopular Girl

      My work as a sex toy designer takes me around the world presenting ideas or introducing products. In each one of those trips, I add more and more anecdotes to my collection – some funny, some tragic, and others, simply erotic. This one is the last type… One of my biggest clients […]

Lucky In Las Vegas!

One of the things I love about the adult entertainment industry is the people working on it. My job is related to it – sex toy designer – and I constantly travel to their different expositions and conventions. You won’t believe the characters in the industry. Some are the shady types your mother warned you […]

A Helping Hand

Joe and Gloria had been my friends since the early days in college. We used to hang out together in the same group and eventually they “clicked” and became a couple, marrying after graduation. Since then, we had kept our friendship, sharing good and bad times for more than 20 years. Well, a few months ago, Joe […]

Thiana Does Anal For The First Time

As you know by now, I had been living with Thiana, an extraterrestrial female that chose me as her mate for more than a month. Her appearance changed my life in more than one way. Not only she gives me the best sex I had in my life, but she decided to become the perfect […]

Thiana, My Alien Lover

After giving me an unbelievable blowjob, Thiana asked me to lie down on bed, so I could recover. Right away, she lied next to me and placed her bald, tanned head on my chest. While caressing my chest with her hands, she showed me the history of her planet via telepathy. I could not understand […]

The Arrival of Thiana

I had been living alone for the past 10 years of my life. After a bitter divorce, I rented a small apartment and I had been living here since then. Female company had been scarce, mostly one night stands with some girl I picked up at a bar, but no relationships. My days had been […]