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Thoughts While Masturbating

I must admit that I love writing and posting these stories, and to be frank I generally get off once or twice before I've finished each one. What's happening right now? I'm sitting in front of my computer totally in the nude, and I'm really t
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Portnoy Family

The burning cigarette landed right on her navel. Minnie screamed. Rufus jumped. Minnie went tearing out of the bushes where she had been industriously stuffing pyracantha berries in her reproductive organ. Rufus stared at the nude figure as she raced
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Christiane and the Beach Balls

A few years back I decided to spend my vacation in Fort Lauderdale; well actually some miles south of that city. It was there that I met Mark, a guy that had everything. He was handsome, intelligent and witty. We hit it off right away, and hit the sa
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The Portnoys Have A Visitor

Angus farted. The instant relief that this provided enabled him to focus more clearly on the task at hand. It was a magnificent blast of gas, one that was loud and long. The room was still reverberating from it as the pungent odor filled the space a
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Portnoy

Emma Lou Portnoy mumbled to herself as she spread the oil cloth on the picnic table next to the cornfield. It's too hot a day to be having a picnic with these brat kids of mine, she thought. Emmaline was 18, Jug was 16, and the twins Minnie and Man
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