Christiane Gets A Buzz On

Moving sucks, especially when it’s on a hot July day. Two moving men had just arrived to help me take my possessions to my new home. Well at least they were young, handsome guys so maybe that will make the task a little more pleasant. They were i

Christiane Gets A Buzz On

Moving sucks, especially when it’s on a hot July day. Two moving men had just arrived to help me take my possessions to my new home. Well at least they were young, handsome guys so maybe that will make the task a little more pleasant. They were i

Thoughts While Masturbating

I must admit that I love writing and posting these stories, and to be frank I generally get off once or twice before I’ve finished each one. What’s happening right now? I’m sitting in front of my computer totally in the nude, and I’m really t

Portnoy Family

The burning cigarette landed right on her navel. Minnie screamed. Rufus jumped. Minnie went tearing out of the bushes where she had been industriously stuffing pyracantha berries in her reproductive organ. Rufus stared at the nude figure as she raced

Christiane and the Beach Balls

A few years back I decided to spend my vacation in Fort Lauderdale; well actually some miles south of that city. It was there that I met Mark, a guy that had everything. He was handsome, intelligent and witty. We hit it off right away, and hit the sa

The Portnoys Have A Visitor

Angus farted. The instant relief that this provided enabled him to focus more clearly on the task at hand. It was a magnificent blast of gas, one that was loud and long. The room was still reverberating from it as the pungent odor filled the space a

The Whipcream Ladies

I think I may have told you about my friend Adrienne. Our friendship goes back ten years, and, as 30 year old single gals have to have someone to tell their sexual woes to, we visit quite often. Ten days ago Adrienne invited me over to her house for

Portnoy

Emma Lou Portnoy mumbled to herself as she spread the oil cloth on the picnic table next to the cornfield. It’s too hot a day to be having a picnic with these brat kids of mine, she thought. Emmaline was 18, Jug was 16, and the twins Minnie and Man

Christiane Honeymoons in a Corn Field

I was married once. Not many people know that, and I usually don’t want to talk about it. Doug and I were really alike, the perfect couple. After a one year romance we married, and were set to go on our honeymoon in London. Unfortunately Doug had a

Christiane and the Bus Ride

Stupid car. My old Toyota had broken down again, and the only way I could get to Adrienne’s house was to take the bus. I needed fortification in order to face that kind of a trip, so down went three glasses of wine, and I was ready to go. Whoops no

Christiane

I was pre-occupied as I rode the elevator to work yesterday morning. Maybe my sexual troubles were over thanks to the hypnotist that I’d just seen. I told him that my sex life was out of control. I thought constantly of sex, and had sex so often an