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Major for Unsportsmanlike Conduct Part I

It’s one of the most exciting days of my life. I cannot believe we are going let alone I got tickets for a steal. I sit on my couch watching the pregame interviews and montages of players that have led to this point in the season. I double check my bag to make sure I have the tickets, rally towels, cash, id, and then I check it again. . You said you would text me when you were on your way over an hour ago. It will take us at least an hour to get down there if traffic is light. I check my watch again, fuck the game starts in 40 minutes, and we will never make it. My anxiety picks up and I light another cigarette and take a shot of whiskey.

I call you, no answer. I text you repeatedly, no answer. I watch the TV as the game begins. Are you fucking kidding me?! I shout inside my head. This is turning out to be one of the worst days of my life. I stand and pace in front of the TV, watching the Blackhawks battle in game 7 of the Stanley Cup against the hated rivals Vancouver Canucks. I cannot believe this shit. I call again, and again, and again. No answer. I am fucking irate. The Hawks score two in the first period and as the intermission begins I step onto the balcony and smoke in the cool evening. I call you again, nothing. Un…fucking…real. The one time I get us awesome shit and you are extremely late. Fucking bullshit.

As the Second period begins I check my phone again, nothing. I toss it under the pillow, as not to be distracted as I watch the game we should be at currently. I text you at commercial breaks, no reply. I am going to fucking chew your ass so bad when you get here; I shake my head again at the thought that this is really happening. The Hawks score another two unanswered goals as the second period winds down. I head for the balcony again. I light a smoke and exhale slowly, watching the cars and people below. I see a car stop in front of my apartment below. It looks like your dads car but am not sure. Then I see you get out, and you look up at me.

“Get the fuck up here now!” I shout from my perch.

Several people look up in response and I disappear into my place opening the door so no extra time is wasted to begin questioning you. You walk into my place wearing a Hawks jersey, black and red skirt, and red boots.

“So what the fuck Val?!” I shout as I slam the door behind you, demanding some answers.
“I’m so sorry, I know this meant a lot to you, but my dad stopped over right as I was leaving and had some bullshit crisis and he took me to dinner to talk about it. I’m so sorry.”

‘Well that’s just fucking great. Did you remind your dad at any time that you were headed to watch the Stanley Cup finals?!” I yell as I light another cigarette.
“Yes I did tell him repeatedly but he would not let me go, he kept saying that he needed to really just talk with me.” You say with a more aggressive tone.

“The only thing I asked of you is to be on time today, that’s it. Why didn’t you call me or text me back? Why did you have no consideration for this day and how much I wanted us to be there? Do you not fucking care that this was my dream to be at the finals?” I turn to the wall and slam my hand through the drywall causing you to jump.

“Well, lets get in the car and go, we can make the third period.” You say quietly trying to defuse the situation.

“Wrong! We cant make the third period, its an hour drive in traffic we will never fucking make it. God I can’t fucking believe you and your dad fucked this up for me. Thanks a lot Val.” I say angrily.

“It’s not MY fault, blame my dad, he kept me from coming down here! Don’t blame me I couldn’t do anything!” you shout.

“Bullshit, you have control over what you do, he can’t MAKE you go and talk and have dinner or whatever the fuck you were doing!” I yell in response to you raising your voice.

“Well let’s just have a few drinks and relax and watch the game toget…”

I cut you off. “Shut the fuck up!” I scream and grab your throat as I push you hard into the wall. I grab your jersey and pull it over your head and toss it to the floor. A bright red bra catches my eye, which seems to fuel my anger even more. I kiss you hard biting your bottom lip and you slap my back due to the pain.

I grab your throat and squeeze harder than ever before, your eyes becoming blood shot instantly. I kiss you even harder, tongues chasing one another in our mouths. I open my eyes for a moment, seeing your eyes almost completely red and release you. I grab your tits hard and squeeze, nipples at attention and ready. I grab your bra on the top of each cup and pull in opposite directions and the bra splits. You throw your arms back and it falls to the floor. You look at me in surprise, biting the corner of your lower lip seductively. You lunge forward to kiss me and try to put your arms around my neck. I grab your wrists throwing you back into the wall. My free hand tracing fast down your chest and under your skirt, pulling your boy shorts hard to the side and slide my fingers inside your tight, perfect dripping pussy. You moan in shock, as you have no idea what to expect next. Middle and ring finger curling inside you, my thumb presses hard on your throbbing swollen clit. I kiss you hard, releasing your hands, your hand grabbing my hair and pulling hard, the other clawing down my back.

Your hands swing to my waist to pull off my Hawks shirt and undo my belt and pants, letting them fall down to the floor. You grip my cock as if your life depended on it, stroking hard and fast. I bite your neck and kiss down to your erect nipples biting even harder and you jump in approval. My fingers fucking you faster and harder, your stroking intensifying, I grab your hair pull you away from wall spinning you around and slam you into the wall. You let out a loud moan and my hands lift your skirt and pull your soaked panties to the side. I grab my cock and tease your engorged clit before slamming inside you. You gasp in ecstasy as I slide all the way inside you, hard.

I grab your hair and pull back as your arms support yourself on the wall. I smack your ass hard leaving a giant handprint. I am fucking you with a ferocity I have never had before. Your ass slapping against me, my balls pounding your clit, my cock sliding so smoothly inside that perfect pussy. I slide my hand down on my cock spreading my fingers around my shaft and inside your pussy lips getting them nice and wet. I pull my hand away and my finger circle your ass, my thumb following and slides inside your ass. Your ass clenching instantly around my thumb as it has caught you off guard.

My thumb circling inside your gorgeous ass as my cock fucks your pussy with purpose. I feel you push against me harder, signaling you want it even harder. My thumb sliding out of your ass, both hands attacking your hips and pulling you into hard as hell. The sound of your ass slapping against me is intoxicating. I slam hard inside you and stop for several seconds; I feel your pussy pulse once, twice, and then involuntarily. Your legs shaking and you moan incoherently. Your hands leave the wall and your shoulder supporting you, one hand races for your clit as the other grabs your tit and you tease your nipple as you cum extremely hard all over my cock. I feel you instantly become wetter, and fuck you hard and fast letting your orgasm last several minutes. I pull out from your pussy, grabbing you by the hair and walk us over near the couch, forcing you down to your knees. I grab my cock, stroking inches away from your mouth.

“Suck it.” I demand.

Grabbing your throat your mouth opens and I slide my cock into your mouth hard. I grab two handfuls of hair as I begin to fuck your mouth, your hands gripping my shaft and stroke hard up and down, twisting in opposite directions. I let go of your hair and watch you perform so perfectly, staring at your mouth as you engulf all of me. You pull one hand away and I watch it disappear between your thighs directly to your throbbing clit. You pull your mouth away from cock slowly, licking down the bottom of my shaft, sucking my balls and licking my taint. You lick your way up to shaft, your teeth teasing my shaft on the side lengthwise.

Your teeth stop at the head of my cock and you bite down hard, very hard. This does not go over well. I pull away and lean down to you, words spoken slowly and very clearly: “Don’t, fucking, do, that, again!” My hand inches from your face, I give you a light slap on the lower cheek, and kiss you hard to let you know that it was not meant in a mean or hateful way. I pull away, you looking at me in awe, then bite your lip and smirk to show that as shocked as you are I slapped you, maybe you enjoyed it to that light degree. You focus again on my cock and dive mouth agape and my cock hits the back of your throat. Your hands grabbing my ass and pulling my throbbing cock hard inside your delicious mouth.

I look upon you, admiring the great skill you are doing sucking me off, I push you away and grab your hair, standing you up and leading you to the couch. Pushing you hard down onto the couch, the front legs of it lift due to the amount of force. I grab your legs forcing your knees on the sides of your tits, telling you to hold your legs up. Your arms slide under your legs, bends of your elbows supporting your legs. My face diving for your pussy, burying deep in your wetness I hum hard and loud. Your moans signal that’s exactly what you wanted. My fingers dart in and out of you, I pull them away and bring them to your mouth. Your mouth slowly opens sucking my fingers hard as not to miss a drop of how sweet you taste. You moan in approval of your own taste, I pull my head away and stroke my cock slow in front of you.

“What should I do with this?” I ask smirking as usual.

“Oh god, just fuckin pound me please. Please just fuck me.” You beg as you say in a soft pleading tone.

I tease your clit, up and down between your pussy lips and slam inside of you. You instantly tighten around my shaft as I hover over you. My cock sliding in and out of you slowly and deep, ensuring I hit every part inside you. I look down, watching my cock enter you and exiting your pussy. I look up and see you watching as well. I lean slowly to kiss you, staying for a moment just out of reach of your lips, and then kissing you hard. I quicken my pace of fucking you, then lean back to change the angle and I feel your g spot on the head of my throbbing cock.

You tighten again and hold it, as I continue to fuck you hard and fast. I feel your pussy pulse again and as you cum again I thrust inside you and stop, keeping the head of my cock on your g spot. Your body shaking and pussy squeezing my cock, I rock slightly to stimulate your g spot even more. Your body begins to shake like nothing I have seen before; you scream “OH FUCK!” and your pussy pulses over and over. You reach out one hand grab my wrist bringing my hand to your throat and I squeeze. You deep into my eyes and say softly,

“Fuck my ass please.” I pump into your pussy a few more hard thrusts and pull out of you slowly.

I stroke my cock, soaked in your wetness and place the head into your ass, staying there for a moment. You gasp as I enter you. I thrust slowly all the way inside your tight ass. Your hands grabbing your ass to ensure perfect entry. I pull out, slapping your clit with my cock then slowly slide back in your ass. Your hand reaches for your clit, squeezing and twisting as it throbs between your fingers. You hand sliding lower, your fingers bury up to the top of your hand inside your pussy. Feeling your fingers, I thrust slightly faster, an even and steady rhythm. Just as the Hawks come back on, I am balls deep in your ass. Your fingers curling to your g spot, my cock fully exiting and re-entering your ass, this is how porn should be. All out animalistic adrenaline fucking.

I pull out completely, bending to lick your ass and fingers and taste your pussy. I grab my cock, slowly stroking as your gaze is fixed on my cock, I slide my cock between your fingers and enter your pussy. You wiggle in approval and I thrust hard and fast. Back out, slamming in your ass again. I kiss you hard and watch the game out of the corner of my eye, thinking how great it is to be fucking the shit out of you and watching the game at the same time. Fucking and hockey, that’s what I do.

I pull out of your ass, stand and force your mouth back on my cock. You grab my balls hard as your tongue swirls around the head of my cock. I hold you on my cock until you are smacking my ass with urgency, and pull out. Tears and makeup sliding down your cheeks. I flip you over, and slide in your ass from behind. You scream again and grip the arm of the couch tightly, then begin to push your ass into me. Slow and deep, tits pressing against the cushion, I watch your ass slap against me in awe. What a perfect ass I think to myself. Just as I look up the Hawks score a goal and I scream with happiness. I fuck you harder and faster due to the goal and you moan louder and louder. Your hand reaching for your pussy, rubbing and sliding inside. I pull your hair, your back arching perfectly as your tits bounce with each thrust inside you. I pull out and sit down, telling you to fuck me reverse girl. You stand in front of me, bending at the hips and swallow my cock as you stroke furiously.

I throw my head back lifting my hips to give you everything. Your mouth pulls away and you grip my cock, stroking hard as you turn around. Cock in hand, you thrust your ass in my face and my tongue instinctively exits my mouth for your pussy. Licking frantically, you pull away and guide my cock into your ass as you squat down slowly. You slide slowly up and down on my cock, I watch in amazement as you take all of me in. My hands dart for your pussy and tits, stimulating both. My fingers sliding inside your pussy, curling and fucking your pussy fast. Kneading your tits, you pick up the pace as you squat harder down onto me. Your hands interlock behind my head, kissing me deep and hard.

I feel your pussy pulsating again and fuck you with my fingers faster. You slam down on my cock and stay there as your body quakes and your pussy explodes all over my fingers. I thrust my hips upward and bounce you on my cock. You bite my lip as you cum again. I grab your throat, pushing you off of me, throwing you over the arm of the couch. I grab your arms holding them behind you, and fuck your pussy. Still cumming, I slide in hard and feel your pussy the tightest it has ever been. I pull your hair, ass bouncing against me, pussy pulsing around my cock. You throw a leg on the couch as I smack your ass. I slide out and into your ass, then back inside your pussy, then back in your ass.

You scream, “Fuck yes! Fuck yes!” as I alternate fucking each hole.

As the third period winds down, I know the Hawks are going to win. I fuck your ass faster and faster as the clock winds down. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, the HAWKS WIN THE CUP AGAIN! I yell out in excitement as the buzzer ends the game, my cock pulsing in unison with the buzzer. I pull out, stroking my cock as you dive to your knees, mouth open and hands lunging for my cock, stroking me hard. My cock pulses harder and harder, exploding cum towards your face. Your mouth clamps down on my cock, feeling my explosion hit the back of your throat. You gag at the unexpectedness of this, cum pouring from your mouth down to your tits. You pull my cock away, still stroking as I continue to cum in your mouth. You look up at me as your mouth wraps around my cock again, hand stroking hard and furiously.

As I feel my orgasm subside, I collapse next to you on the floor. Sweat dripping from both of us, breathing heavily. Your fingers sliding on your tits to get every drop spilled and they enter your mouth, sucking them dry.

“Well, I don’t think we could do that at the United Center.” You say softly.

All I can do is shake my head yes. I grab our smokes as we watch the Hawks lift the cup, lighting both for each of us. I stand up, grabbing your hands and pull you to your feet.

“I want to apologize to you, let’s go take a shower.” I say as I lead you to the bathroom.

I turn the water on, letting it be somewhat cool, and lead you into the shower. We hold our smokes away from the water, inhaling and exhaling. We toss them into the toilet, and I grab your hair and force you into the wall. Kissing you softly as my hands caress your tits, I say…

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