Beefis ( B )and BluntHead (me) Do Dirty J
This story is a True story it happened and it is funny.
J (Jacquel Mcd) came to my house it was around noon. Beefis was in my room slepting.She had told me before of how she became Aquanted with the little red candle from home. I had to see . Me and he were “together “as much as you could me at 15 i and she.It was the summer school was out and we were young. She slid down her little purple spandex shorts the didn’t flatter her chubby 5’2 frame. Oh god this woman i thought . Her little smelly cunt always ready sat on my living room Futon and proceeded to “make herself feel good” as Halle would say .. I soon joined thrusting it in and out of her tight little pussy . Though we were young she was the most how should i say this anally responsive. Which means she would let me pound her little ass all i wanted and begged for more. god is good. The little candle was in her ass now and she was loving it having cum twice while on the futon. I didn’t eat the pussy because she smelled foul( and lets leave it at that). I fact until that day all i had done was finger her in or out of the presence of beefis. Now there a plot twist. We had this going on for months it was sinful .I had had my fun with the candle and needed a laugh so, me and j walk into my room beefis still asleep on the floor has no idea that this day would be burned it to his cerebral.i stuck the candle i his mouth which had been in her ass . at 15 it was comedy. with wax on his gums and us laughing he soon wokes up.Pissed off looking like a grizzly we taunt him. and my first Phrase says it all.Have you ever seen J’s little candle trick. Beefis’s eyes light up as he knows what this little hoe is capable of. and i mentally say to him “yea nigga”. She whips out the candle and proceeds to go at it she cums fact and hard how could she not.Oh i forgot to describe her pussy silly me. Weeeeeeeeeet oh lordy its juicy and foul as i said before hairy as all hell and a clit that looks like a baby dick when hard. Yum yum my ass.Any way me and beefis take turns candle fucking he when i lay down in the bed and turn on my porn. Oh porn( a moment of silence). she watches and was all laugh still kissing and fondeling.i now realize that i never get a nut and she had million . this bitch must pay. I say in my still melodic pitched voice that she should give it a kiss. she replied and what and i whip out mr happy. and shes down on it faster than anna nicole on a centegenerian. ohh its heaven warm, wet, and lots of tongue action. soon beefis want in and starts fingering her ass and cunt. she begin to cum and i notice that when she moans on my dick its all a 15 boy could want.meanwhile beefis’s moms calles whe asked what were we doing he replied “ohh nuttin” no lie. Im trying to cum and the moaning is helping that cause. Out of no where beefis says ask her can i fuck her up the ass . I dont care and dont see it hurting my nut . so i dont even ass and just say yess. He trys to get it bet the well has run dry. i mention that there is vasaline in the bathroom. he nods and soon returns greased up and ready to go. He gets in her ass and she is going wild , I mean she moaning. Letting my dick fall out of her mouth. hitting her head on the wall . She finally get the dick back and sucks me stupid . i cum in her mouth and she drinks without leaving my dick sticky . and there just going at it the room smell of wild beasts as the engage in the old shoeshine.Then the moment i can never for get my mother walks in dick in hers ass ,smile on face.I hear the shit hit the fan and roaches are steering clear of the bombing. All Dialouge by mom:
what the fuck is the shit.
ohh i can believe this shit
get the fuck out my house you little nasty bastard
(j jumps up cum still on her lips and runs for the door. )
(beefis heads for the door pulling his shitty cock into his overalls)
i roll in my covers and laughing the whole time saying “ohh shit” repetedly
as i dress to leave down the street wher ethey have ran mothers say if it was just you and her i wouldnt have been mad
This is the funniest day in my young life and i wish i could do it again( except she would have came in as soon as i had cum in her mouth.
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