Me and my Bob

“Honey, what you need is a good Bob.”
“Excuse me?” I was talking to my friend Pearl over dinner. We had just been discussing the fact that I hadn’t gotten laid in a few months.
“Bob, a battery operated boyfriend.”
“You mean a v

The attic

I was all alone one day, standing in my over-alls, looking at the mess I was about to clean. All the shit that clutters in an attic, man, I was going to be there for awhile. The funny part about the whole day was that I had been thinking about my ex

The Encounter

“Court 4, 3:30″.
The two men walked off in their shorts towards the squash section, flexing every muscle in their bodies, hoping every female in the place would notice.
The country club was a good place to meet people, as well as having excelle

Carney

It was always the same in every little town and hamlet that the carnival stopped in. Walt would try and hook up with some of the local talent for the four or five days they were in town. To a homey, the life of a carny roustabout seemed like a glamor

BLACK AND WHITE

The limo eased it’s way through the traffic, keeping its three passengers oblivious to the outside world. Sitting between Steffi and Edward Colter, Dani made whimpering sounds and mumbling pleas not to make her go. A sharp reprimand by Edward only

Pizza Girl

I was in a rut. Another Friday night alone. Just like last Friday and the one before that. Sitting here watching some stupid info-mercial aimed at inbred trailer trash. My God- I was watching and thinking of buying the asinine product!!! I needed t

Cherry Popping

Jeanine the virgin, looked up at Robert with apprehensive eyes. He smiled down at her with a barely concealed contempt that made her both revolt against him… and desire him. He told her, without ceremony, to lie face down on the bed, with a pillow

THE PROMISE

She paced, or sat with a worried expression, or flounced. Jennifer had found herself with a serious problem on her hands! In the first place, among her set, in order to get to the prom, you had to put out in order to get a date. That was the heaviest

The Entertainer

Jack was desperate! He was down to his last c-note, and with no real job prospects, he was starting to get the feeling that he wasn’t long for his apartment and would soon be out on the street. Every day he walked to the library and poured over the c

Shave And Suck

Connie Eubanks was feeling a little low that morning, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t get into her job, and constantly had to remind herself to get back to work! Even while taking phone calls, her mind would wander and she had to ask s

Naughty Girls

Emily and Shelby were the two friends. Both were lebos. One night Shelby spends the night at Emily’s house. Late at night, Emily looked over at Shelby and thought, “I wanna lick and suck her so bad.” Shelby looked over at Emily and thought, “I bet

My Friend Irma

One of the perks one gets as a result of writing erotic stories is the feedback, some of which is quite interesting. One such feedback message to one of my stories led to a fantastic adventure, one that I’m itching to tell while it’s still fresh in