Me, the Alien
As you should know from the headline. I’m an alien. If you know what Ditto (from PokéMon) looks like, you know what I look like. I’m a scout for my goverment. I do come from another planet, but there are goverments there and each wants to qonquer this planet. I do not wonder this for I have been here since the pyramids were started. Your planet is a beautiful planet and I wonder beings who have flown to the stars and harnessed the atoms, pollute their surroindings. Well enough about you and back to me.
I might be in your house while you read this or maybe in another house or forest. You might see me when you go to work or home. Maybe while you are jogging or while you swim or go fishing. My people have a unique ability. We can change our appearance. If you have read the animorphs you know about morphing, but we do not need to touch the animal. We just simply need to see it once and we can change in to it. You have helped us so much by building zoos. Damn. I got back to you again.
I don’t know what my kings and queens want to do for I have not received a word from them for a long time. I think it was when your salvator died. I think his name was Jesus or something. To me he was just another horny guy who wanted to take advantage of his position. Oh well. I have spended my time on earth by fucking animals and human. If you want I will tell you more while I wait for contact from my home.