To get out of a ticket

I was a highway deputy who was assigned to set up a speedtrap to see if someone was speeding. One day, a car zoomed by at 15 miles over the speed limit. I chased after it and it pulled over.

I went up to the window and asked “License and Regi

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Dear Journal,
It was stormy and I was horny as hell. My ex and I had just had sex but as usual he
left me very unsatisfied. And as usually Bull had to satisfy me. I called him in began to jack him off. I then slipped my robe off and got on m