A Kind Offer

I was for some reason in the mood for some young lady

to make me hard, tongue in waiting.

But since I was 50, that wasnt a possibility!

So I thought of another way.

Ladies enjoy getting even with the men in their lives;

Bosses, ex-lovers–the guy that gave them the kids and disappeared.

So I posted an ad locally because I had discovered online that

there were websites with men letting women kick their balls?

At first response I didn’t understand it, but the men didn’t lose

their hard-ons after each kick even though they were on the floor in pain!

And mine was growing as well watching this?

I offered a stress relief to the local ladies..putting a cartoon-animation

of a woman kneeing a man in his nuts with the caption:

Thank you honey..its been a hard week!

No problem, was the man’s response.

(Since he was excited too.)

It’s a weird world we live in, but this  instinct seems to be the best.

So close your eyes, explain to her you’ll understand, and drop your jeans once a week,

for the lady to release some of that stress!

The End.