Girlfriends and Beaches

There’s a beach not far from my house on the Gulf of Mexico. The beauty of this place is that you have to have a boat to get there. It’s surrounded by forest all around. I guess you could get there on foot, but you’d have to walk five miles. An

The Glory Hole

I travel a lot, and I’ve seen some really weird shit in airport bathrooms. So I was stopping off in Iowa to change flights for a commuter trip into the boondocks. I needed to piss and hit the bathroom, which looked pretty clean for such a shit-hole