Lord of the Clit: Return of the Orgasm

Once upon a time in a small town called hobbitpound, lived a hobbit who pounded daily. His name.. was Dildo T. Baggins. He had a friend, named Aragorn. They liked to play with each other’s sword. Sometimes had a threesome with a certain dwarf. Fucked in the rear, just like a horse. They sang a song, all night long. “Hey diddle diddle. Use your fiddle to diddle diddle.”

They pounded each other, every night. Hobbit, dwarf and human alike. They cummed in bums because they thought it was yum. They licked it fast, licked it slow. Liked it always, asked fo mo’. That ends the first tale. Of Dildo T. Baggins and his small fiddle.

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